::Open Post::

[sword_breaker]

[For all the ridiculous nonsense and shenanigans that don't exactly fit anywhere else. Also open to random AUs and whatnot. Basically a wtf why not workshop for anything with James.]

Comments

TFLN

[sword_breaker]

1. Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

2. Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. I'm sitting right next you

3. i just made grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

4. IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

5. You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

6. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style

3

[notthatkindofkell]

...Are you really that desperate to avoid takeout?

Re: 3

[sword_breaker]

Liam would probably kill me if I kept ordering out. I don't have the time to go to a restaurant. This is the best idea I could come up with.

[notthatkindofkell]

You know I could have brought something by.

But I'm not doing your dishes for you.

[sword_breaker]

Did you follow me? Last I checked this was a solo job. And also I am an adult and can do my own dishes thank you very much.

[notthatkindofkell]

Whether you can and whether you will are two different things.

[She's not answering the question about following.]

[sword_breaker]

I will. Not going to be that rude of a guest. Also you're avoiding my question, hawk girl.

[notthatkindofkell]

(Fine. Way to call a girl out.)

I don't like your assignment. Or your employer. There's got to be something they're not telling you, James. I thought you could use some eyes on the outside.

[sword_breaker]

Ok my employer is the Order. Been that way for a really long time. So don't know why you're hating on it now.

And second thing, how would I have used extra eyes if I didn't know you were around? You're being nosey again.

[notthatkindofkell]

You would know when I told you I'm here. Which I'm doing right now.

[sword_breaker]

I do not need a babysitter. So go home. Chat up your bartender or something.

2

[archivistonfire]

Yeah, but you and Liam were busy! And the pop rocks tasted good!

And they covered the noises. A little.

[sword_breaker]

Yes, talking which is rather normal to do might I add. We weren't even doing anything nefarious. He was just sitting in my lap.

...you just wanted to make sure everyone knew you had them, didn't you?

[archivistonfire]

You two have a reputation! I just wanted you to remember that I'm here.

Also, Shade ran off with the controllers again.

[sword_breaker]

Excuse me? Did you expect the two of us to suddenly start having sex right then and there? Just what????

Doesn't he own the console in the first place?

[archivistonfire]

Well. okay. Not a reputation for just having sex, but Val *has* had me shadowing some skeevy places and I'm a bit touchy.

... sorry.

But why would he take the controllers and not the console?

[sword_breaker]

Please enlighten me as to what kind of reputation we have. By all means. You have my undivided attention now.

Maybe they needed to be charged? I don't know. Maybe ask him when he comes back.

[archivistonfire]

Just the kissing! That's it!

Is he coming back? I thought he was going over to Tarlowe's tonight.

[sword_breaker]

I don't see what the big deal is then. If we were blatantly banging each other over the couch. Kissing? No.

If it's such an issue, ask him. I don't control his schedule.