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sword_breaker ([personal profile] sword_breaker) wrote 2017-07-15 12:52 am (UTC)

TFLN

1. Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

2. Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. I'm sitting right next you

3. i just made grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

4. IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

5. You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

6. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style

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